If you are going to unleash your full power, I would suggest unleashing it with the proper gardening tools.
[She crouches down near the hamsters, noting how adorable they are with their makeshift tools. She tells them they did well and then she will start assessing the area.]
First of all, you don't have a proper soil mixture, nor do you have enough light. How often are you coming by the water it? are you documenting that on the spreadsheet we have here?
...he spent three hours crafting those so they'd fit in their itty bitty little paws, Haru.]
... what?
[Gundam's eyes flash from Haru to the soil, to the lighting, to a watering can, to-- actually he doesn't know where the spreadsheet is in here nor did he realize that it even existed in the first place so-- back to Haru.]
[Three hours of time he could have been spending here in the garden making sure to do it the proper way. Never fear. Haru is here though.]
Are you surprised?
[She pulls up the spreadsheet on her smart watch, it's an app!]
You need to record what you are doing so that others who tend this place can help you. The pumpkin...right? It will never grow if you don't rely on others for help, and allow people to point out what you could do to improve the growth.
[From her tone, Gundam can tell that he has yet to placate her ire. How annoying? Why is she getting insulted?]
This is why it is only interesting to converse with others every once in a while...!
[He desires her knowledge and expertise, so he simply can not leave things like this... It is imperative that he get his pumpkins growing so that he can harvest the seeds for his Four Dark Devas! They deserve nothing less than the finest and freshest sustenance and finally it is within his grasp!]
You wish to hear the true terror of the Supreme Overlord of Ice's lexicon?
Then so be it!
[None shall choose their words more powerfully than GUNDAM TANAKA.]
Since my arrival I have heard legends of a most mythical guardian. A goddess who brought forth life into the cold abyss of this metallic monstrosity! The witch who engages in the illustrious craft of hydroponics!
Often I have stepped into this realm to challenge her as a master over life myself, yet she remained cloaked in mystique. Hidden. Most likely in awe of my own power over the creatures of darkness!
Two entities never meant to entwine... I, a demon, the embodiment of madness... she the Empress over new Eden created in her benevolent image!
Yet where there is light, there is also shadow. It is an inevitability of fate! Here you stand, finally prepared to rival my power!
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Date: 2018-10-02 06:22 am (UTC)[She crouches down near the hamsters, noting how adorable they are with their makeshift tools. She tells them they did well and then she will start assessing the area.]
First of all, you don't have a proper soil mixture, nor do you have enough light. How often are you coming by the water it? are you documenting that on the spreadsheet we have here?
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Date: 2018-10-02 08:29 am (UTC)...he spent three hours crafting those so they'd fit in their itty bitty little paws, Haru.]
... what?
[Gundam's eyes flash from Haru to the soil, to the lighting, to a watering can, to-- actually he doesn't know where the spreadsheet is in here nor did he realize that it even existed in the first place so-- back to Haru.]
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Date: 2018-10-08 05:35 am (UTC)Are you surprised?
[She pulls up the spreadsheet on her smart watch, it's an app!]
You need to record what you are doing so that others who tend this place can help you. The pumpkin...right? It will never grow if you don't rely on others for help, and allow people to point out what you could do to improve the growth.
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Date: 2018-10-08 06:02 am (UTC)...
[After a moment Gundam side eyes the spreadsheet that Haru pulls up while still trying to look disinterested in her help.]
Surprised? Me? Kekeke...
Perhaps. It is not often a mere human offers their opinion to me, an Overlord.
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Date: 2018-10-08 06:08 am (UTC)So... this is a communal ritual, requiring a coven.
[Suddenly it doesn't seem that unreasonable that he wasn't able to get anything to grow.]
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Date: 2018-10-13 04:42 am (UTC)[She shakes her head.]
This mere human just likes to garden, that is all. I would not offer my advice if I didn't think it would at least be somewhat helpful.
[She smiles at him.]
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Date: 2018-10-17 05:59 am (UTC)Could she be?
She must be...]
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Date: 2018-10-17 06:02 am (UTC)So! You have finally revealed your true self unto me, witch!
[She who claims dominion over this garden: Haru.]
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Date: 2018-10-19 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-10-19 02:05 am (UTC)[She looks a little cross now, how dare you insult the garden master like this? She did nothing wrong to you?!]
I advise that you re-evaluate your name calling!
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Date: 2018-10-19 03:08 am (UTC)...?
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Date: 2018-10-19 03:11 am (UTC)...
I see.
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Date: 2018-10-19 03:26 am (UTC)Mere 'witch' does not properly describe your designation in this realm!
[A mage? High priestess maybe?]
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Date: 2018-10-20 04:43 am (UTC)[Because the Garden Witch is now displeased. Because she literally cannot translate Gundam at all.]
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Date: 2018-10-21 04:52 pm (UTC)This is why it is only interesting to converse with others every once in a while...!
[He desires her knowledge and expertise, so he simply can not leave things like this... It is imperative that he get his pumpkins growing so that he can harvest the seeds for his Four Dark Devas! They deserve nothing less than the finest and freshest sustenance and finally it is within his grasp!]
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Date: 2018-10-21 05:31 pm (UTC)Then so be it!
[None shall choose their words more powerfully than GUNDAM TANAKA.]
Since my arrival I have heard legends of a most mythical guardian. A goddess who brought forth life into the cold abyss of this metallic monstrosity! The witch who engages in the illustrious craft of hydroponics!
Often I have stepped into this realm to challenge her as a master over life myself, yet she remained cloaked in mystique. Hidden.
Most likely in awe of my own power over the creatures of darkness!
Two entities never meant to entwine... I, a demon, the embodiment of madness... she the Empress over new Eden created in her benevolent image!
Yet where there is light, there is also shadow. It is an inevitability of fate! Here you stand, finally prepared to rival my power!
She who is known to me only as: Haru!